Why I went back to a “Dumbphone” (for now)

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01 Android desktop 300wAllow me to warn you ahead of time: this article is not kind, and these opinions are my own.

I was a fairly late smartphone adopter – I didn’t have my first one until 2012, and only because I inherited it from another family member. It was the replacement for a lost phone, until the lost one turned up. So I decommissioned my 2007-vintage Nokia XpressMusic 5310 and popped my SIM and MicroSD cards into my new Samsung Exhibit II 4G. T-Mobile is my carrier. Wow! The Future!

But then reality set in. The Android experience did not meet my basic expectations. I found the user interface for basic phone calling to be awkward – dialing with one hand is difficult. Even though I would set the screen to time-out after 10 minutes, it would go dark in 10 seconds, so the act of deleting a voicemail meant that I would have to re-awaken the phone with the power button.  The controls for apps were different for each app – no consistency. Often, the phone couldn’t pick up a network provider, even in London where six of them would be in range at any given moment.

06 Android 7 Apps Closed 300w12 Android 13 Apps Closed 300wApps are unstable: Firefox could never get past two pages before crashing.  Perhaps this instability has to do with poor memory management.  One memory management app allows the user to quit all of the processes running in RAM, but within a few minutes they would always reactivate and sneak back in.   On the left is a screenshot of this app after clearing 7 apps from RAM.  The screenshot on the right shows the same app after clearing ram again six minutes later.  This even happened with apps that I thought I had un-installed.

But above all, my greatest concerns went to security and privacy.  Android’s ‘Privacy’ settings include ‘Back up my data’ and ‘automatic restore.’  That’s all. Under ‘Location and Security,’ there’s an option to ‘Install encrypted certificates from USB storage.’ Another is to ‘Add or remove device administrators.’  Wow, what an invitation – anyone could pick up my phone when I wasn’t looking and install a mole!  Stop and think about this for a minute.  The level of access should be a concern to anyone – especially corporate users concerned with data security.

08 Android Flashlight app 300w09 Android Flashlight App permissions 1 300wThen there’s the level of access that’s available to software developers.  Let’s look at a popular app whose purpose is to use the LEDs of the camera’s flash as a torch to illuminate your path.  In reviewing the permissions associated with this app, it’s hard to believe that a flashlight is its true purpose.  This app can access your storage, report your location, read the status of your phone calls, and has full access to the Internet. Really? A flashlight? And no way to disable this. The last item in the permissions list notes that it can control the hardware as a flashlight.

14 iOS Location settings by app 300w15 iOS Location iAds off 300wBy contrast, Apple does not grant app developers access to phone or log functionality.  Also, Apple provides system-wide settings for privacy, and both system-wide and app-specific settings to enable or disable location-awareness. in iOS, users can also enable a setting that shows them that an app has reported your location and when.  Users can also disable location-based iADs (Apple’s mobile advertising platform).

Android’s location-awareness can be controlled system-wide but not app by app. If you want to grant access to Yelp or Urbanspoon but not to your flashlight, you’re out of luck.  I don’t know whether later releases of Android have addressed this because my phone has been dead-ended. I can’t update the OS past Android v2.3.6 (Gingerbread), so I’ll never know (unless I look at the specifications of later releases, but what consumer will do that?).

In the end, privacy was the thing that ultimately won me away from Android, and even kids steeped in these new technologies agree with my decision.  A few months into my smartphone, I reached a point where I stopped downloading apps for which I couldn’t control my level of privacy.  Soon I realized that this meant I had to stop downloading nearly all apps.   For some time afterward, I remained hooked on accessing the Web while mobile, but ultimately I said to myself: “What’s the point when my phone always crashes and I’m always looking over my shoulder?”   My phone is a necessity.  The rest is not.

And yes, we’re bashing Android, but this article doesn’t do the bashing justice.   Juniper Networks estimated that 276,259 apps presented security issues, up 614% from 2012.  Apple security isn’t perfect either: at the 2013 Black Hat conference, Georgia Tech researchers showed how malware could be injected into Apple iOS devices via the power connector.  But this is nothing compared to kinds of hacks being publicized for Connected Cars. The University of Washington and UC San Diego conducted tests on several connected vehicles and were able to access and disable a vehicle’s controls via the car’s electronic tire-inflation sensor.

There’s a lot of conventional wisdom out there right now that Android is the winning mobile device operating system wars, and Apple’s influence in that market space is waning.  This is reflected in the declining market share numbers for Apple in both the smartphone and tablet categories. But that doesn’t tell the whole story. A lot of people out there have opted for Android, been disappointed, and gone to (or back to) iOS.   IPhone loyalty is higher also.

For now, I’m back to a Nokia XpressMusic 5310, which a nice gentleman in Shenzhen can sell to you on eBay, unlocked, for about $70.  Later I’ll be one of those going to the iPhone, once the next generation is available.  [ …once again, dodging rotten tomatoes from those accusing me of being an Apple fanboy… ]

Ahhh, the Future!

[ Revised August 26: Another data point that acts to reaffirm my decision to leave Android is that there’s conjecture Google is devising a new kind of advertising measurement based on the number of gazes to ads viewed via Google Glass.  A sort of “ad impressions” metric on steroids.  I know this has nothing to do with my afore-referenced phone, but I don’t have to like it either. ]

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